She didn’t come here to take notes. She came here to look fabulous while pretending she has her shit together.
This green beaded pen has serious main-character energy—the kind that makes a grocery list feel important and a random Tuesday meeting slightly less painful.
She lives in the bottom of your purse next to three receipts, a mystery mint, and something you’ve been meaning to throw away for six months. But when somebody asks, “Does anyone have a pen?” suddenly it’s her time to shine.
Perfect for work, journaling, planning, list-making, doodling, or writing down the brilliant idea you’ll absolutely forget five minutes later.
💚 Decorative green beaded design 🖊️ Functional writing pen ✨ Cute enough to leave sitting on your desk 🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or yourself 🤪 Handmade FDSS personality included at no additional charge
Because even your pen deserves a personality.
Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where functional meets dysfunctional and somehow we still get shit done.
