Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Degree in Hand, Pen in Demand | Graduation Beaded Pen
Degree in Hand, Pen in Demand | Graduation Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
You survived the deadlines, the group projects, the caffeine-fueled nights, and at least one moment of wondering why the hell you signed up for this in the first place. 🎓
Now it’s time to celebrate with a pen that says, “I freaking did it.”
This handmade beaded pen is a fun little reminder of one seriously big accomplishment. Perfect for signing cards, starting that first grown-up job, making plans for whatever comes next—or just dramatically crossing “graduate” off the to-do list.
🎓 Graduation-themed beaded design
🖊️ Functional ink pen
🎁 Fun gift for high school, college, trade school, or other graduates
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
Because after earning that diploma, even your pen deserves a graduation upgrade.
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