Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Diploma Loading… | Green & Yellow Graduation Beaded Pen
Diploma Loading… | Green & Yellow Graduation Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
They survived the homework, the group projects, the questionable sleep schedule, and at least one moment of wondering, “Do I actually need this degree?”
🎓 DIPLOMA: UNLOCKED.
This green and yellow graduation beaded pen is ready for whatever comes next—signing graduation cards, writing thank-you notes, starting that first big-kid job, or making a list titled “Things I’m Never Doing Again Now That School Is Over.”
Fun, colorful, and handmade with FDSS personality, it makes a great little graduation gift or addition to a larger grad gift.
✨ Green & yellow graduation design
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
🔄 Includes 1 ink refill
🎁 Great graduation or congratulations gift
💚 Handmade with Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show attitude
Because after all that work, the graduate deserves something better than another boring pen.
They earned the diploma. Now give them a pen worthy of signing shit with. 🎓
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