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Gourd Almighty | Paint-Poured Wooden Pumpkin Wall Art

Gourd Almighty | Paint-Poured Wooden Pumpkin Wall Art

Regular price $24.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Gourd almighty, something around here finally looks put together.

This handmade wooden pumpkin brings the drama with flowing gold, orange, red, black, and deep blue paint patterns beneath a glossy epoxy resin finish. The reverse adds a softer splash of pink, lavender, and aqua, complete with FDSS branding.

It’s fall décor for people whose decorating style is “I have excellent taste and absolutely no room left.”

• Wooden pumpkin shape with a curved stem
• Hand-poured abstract paint design
• Glossy epoxy resin finish
• Painted on both sides
• Hanging hole near the top
• A colorful addition to your indoor fall décor

Care: Wipe gently with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid soaking, high heat, and prolonged direct sunlight.

All the autumn attitude. None of the pumpkin guts.

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