Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Fairway Fizz Fixer — Golf Bottle Opener
Fairway Fizz Fixer — Golf Bottle Opener
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the golfer who swings hard, misses harder, and still deserves a cold one.
This golf-themed beaded bottle opener brings clubhouse chaos, backyard BBQ energy, and “I totally meant to do that” confidence to every bottle pop. Handmade, fun, functional, and ready to rescue your drink after 18 holes of emotional damage.
Perfect for golfers, golf dads, beer lovers, tournament gifts, and anyone whose short game needs therapy.
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