Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Blue Geode Resin Coaster
Blue Geode Resin Coaster
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This blue geode coaster is here to protect your table while looking like a tiny fancy rock had a dramatic breakdown — and honestly, same.
Handmade with epoxy resin, this coaster features dreamy blue tones, a geode-inspired shape, and gold foil detailing for just enough sparkle without trying too hard. Perfect for cups, candles, desks, nightstands, or anywhere your drink likes to leave evidence.
Functional, pretty, and slightly unhinged — just how we like it.
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