Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Garden Goblin Mode” Chill Gnome Mouse Pad | High Vibes Only | FDSS
“Garden Goblin Mode” Chill Gnome Mouse Pad | High Vibes Only | FDSS
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Unbothered. Thriving. Slightly elevated.
Meet “Garden Goblin Mode” —
the tiny legend who clocked out of reality and never came back.
Surrounded by his favorite greenery and absolutely no responsibilities,
this little dude is living the dream:
🌿 zero stress
🌿 maximum chill
🌿 vibes only
Perfect for those who:
– avoid drama
– avoid emails
– and prefer… greener environments
⚡ VIBE CHECK
😌 peaceful but a little feral
🌿 “I’ll get to it later” energy
🧠 currently not accepting responsibilities
📦 PRODUCT DETAILS
- Smooth glide surface for effortless scrolling
- Non-slip backing (because you’re already grounded enough)
- High-quality, vibrant print
- Durable + easy to clean
- Perfect for desks, gaming setups, and chill spaces
Productivity is temporary…
but vibes are forever. 🌿
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