Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Functional Dysfunction Vase (Purple/Teal Chaos)

Name: Functional Dysfunction Vase (Purple/Teal Chaos)
Brand: Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Price: 56.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$56.95 USD

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A glossy, hand-poured vase with deep purple, black, and green swirls.

Each angle hits different because it’s art, not symmetry.

Use it for flowers or let it sit there looking expensive and emotionally complex.

Hand-poured, unapologetic, and very much a functional dysfunctional shit show.