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Football Fan Beaded Mechanical Pencils | Pick Your Favorite
Football Fan Beaded Mechanical Pencils | Pick Your Favorite
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Some people watch football casually.
Other people schedule their entire personality around kickoff. 🏈😂
These Football Fan Beaded Mechanical Pencils are for the second group.
Each pencil has its own football-inspired bead combination and personality, because apparently even your office supplies need to represent your team spirit. Pick the one that speaks to you, toss it in your purse, desk, backpack, or game-day bag, and prepare to write down everything from grocery lists to questionable referee opinions.
Perfect for football fans, students, teachers, coaches, coworkers, or anyone who considers football season an officially recognized holiday.
🏈 Football-themed beaded design
✏️ Mechanical pencil
🙌 Multiple styles available — choose your favorite
🎁 Fun little gift for football lovers, teachers, students & sports moms
💜 Handmade with FDSS personality
Price: $5.95 each
Because regular pencils work just fine… but where the hell is the fun in that?
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