Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Football Gnome Beaded Mechanical Pencil
Football Gnome Beaded Mechanical Pencil
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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He showed up for game day with a football, a beard, and absolutely no intention of acting like a normal office supply.
This little gnome takes football season very seriously. He’s been tailgating since breakfast, yelling questionable advice at the referees, and is currently convinced the team would be undefeated if somebody would just put him in charge.
Unfortunately, he’s three inches tall and attached to a pencil.
So instead, he’ll be hanging out on your desk helping with homework, grocery lists, lesson plans, work notes, and the occasional angry scribble when your team makes a terrible play.
Handmade with football-themed beads and an adorable gnome focal bead, this reusable mechanical pencil turns an everyday writing tool into a tiny game-day personality.
Perfect for football fans, teachers, students, coworkers, sports moms, or anyone whose personality changes slightly during football season.
Because boring pencils don’t yell at the TV.
🏈 Handmade beaded mechanical pencil
✏️ Refillable & reusable
🎁 Great football-season gift
💥 Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
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