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Petal to the Metal | Orange & White Beaded Pen

Petal to the Metal | Orange & White Beaded Pen

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Some days call for stopping to smell the flowers. Other days call for grabbing a cute-ass pen and getting shit done. 🌼🧡

Petal to the Metal brings a little sunshine to your everyday scribbling with a crisp orange-and-white color combo, a chunky white silicone flower bead, and coordinating acrylic beads. It’s bright, cheerful, and just sassy enough to make that boring grocery list feel slightly less offensive.

Perfect for your desk, planner, purse, office, teacher supplies, or anywhere else an ordinary pen simply isn’t bringing enough personality.

🌼 White silicone flower focal bead
🧡 Orange & white acrylic beads
🖊️ Functional writing pen
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or yourself
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality

Because paperwork may be unavoidable, but boring pens sure as hell aren’t.

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.

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