Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Petal to the Metal | Orange & White Beaded Pen
Petal to the Metal | Orange & White Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Some days call for stopping to smell the flowers. Other days call for grabbing a cute-ass pen and getting shit done. 🌼🧡
Petal to the Metal brings a little sunshine to your everyday scribbling with a crisp orange-and-white color combo, a chunky white silicone flower bead, and coordinating acrylic beads. It’s bright, cheerful, and just sassy enough to make that boring grocery list feel slightly less offensive.
Perfect for your desk, planner, purse, office, teacher supplies, or anywhere else an ordinary pen simply isn’t bringing enough personality.
🌼 White silicone flower focal bead
🧡 Orange & white acrylic beads
🖊️ Functional writing pen
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or yourself
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
Because paperwork may be unavoidable, but boring pens sure as hell aren’t.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.
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