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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Bloom & Booze Beaded Wine Stopper

Bloom & Booze Beaded Wine Stopper

$11.95 USD
$11.95 USD
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Shipping (no mystery here)

Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because your wine deserves a floral little drama queen. This handmade beaded wine stopper brings pretty flower energy with just enough FDSS attitude to keep your bottle sealed and your chaos contained.

 

Perfect for wine lovers, gift baskets, bar carts, or anyone who says “just one glass” and lies professionally.

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