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FDSS “My Emotional Support Dragon” Dragon Pom Pom Handmade Keychain Charm
FDSS “My Emotional Support Dragon” Dragon Pom Pom Handmade Keychain Charm
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Who needs a guard dog when you can carry a dragon?
This handcrafted FDSS keychain features a soft aqua pom pom, vibrant iridescent beads, a detailed antique bronze dragon charm, and a convenient carabiner clip for attaching to keys, backpacks, purses, travel bags, or zipper pulls. Equal parts mythical and adorable, this whimsical accessory is perfect for fantasy lovers, dragon collectors, gamers, bookworms, and anyone who believes life could use a little more magic.
Lightweight, eye-catching, and handcrafted with care, each keychain is uniquely assembled so no two are exactly alike.
Because everyone deserves a tiny dragon to silently judge people with.
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