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FDSS “Guardian of the Chaos Orb” Dragon Beaded Keychain

FDSS “Guardian of the Chaos Orb” Dragon Beaded Keychain

$14.95 USD
$14.95 USD
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$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Every legend starts with a dragon… and every dragon needs something shiny to guard.

This handcrafted FDSS keychain features an intricately detailed silver-tone dragon clutching a fiery orange gemstone, paired with a coordinating wire-wrapped accent bead and a strand of warm earth-toned beads. Finished with a sturdy lobster clasp, it’s ready to guard your keys, backpack, purse, or wherever your next adventure takes you.

Whether you’re a fantasy fan, dragon collector, RPG enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates badass accessories, this one-of-a-kind keychain brings a little mythical magic to everyday life.

Each FDSS creation is individually handcrafted, making every piece truly unique.

Because life is too short for boring keys… every legend deserves a dragon.

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