Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
#24 Emotionally Unavailable Sea Turtle – Blue Swirl Paint Pour Turtle Necklace | FDSS Original
#24 Emotionally Unavailable Sea Turtle – Blue Swirl Paint Pour Turtle Necklace | FDSS Original
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This little turtle looks peaceful… and that’s exactly how it gets you.
Inside that shell? A whole ocean of swirling blues, teals, and “I’m fine” energy that is absolutely not fine. The paint pour gives it that deep water, lost in your thoughts vibe—like it’s been avoiding responsibilities since 2007 and somehow still thriving.
Cute? Yes.
Stable? Questionable.
Judging you silently? Also yes.
Set in a detailed turtle frame, this piece is equal parts chill and chaotic—basically the emotional support animal you didn’t ask for but probably need.
And like everything in this glorious shit show… it’s one-of-a-kind. No two pours, no two breakdowns.
Details:
- Handmade paint pour resin center
- Blue, teal, and deep ocean swirl design
- Detailed turtle pendant setting
- Includes chain
- Lightweight, wearable chaos
- One-of-a-kind FDSS original
Wear it when you’re pretending to have your life together… but know damn well you’re just floating.
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