Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Emotionally Stable? That’s Cute. Hairband
Emotionally Stable? That’s Cute. Hairband
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
For those days when your hair is behaving better than your emotions… barely.
This handmade FDSS hairband features an original abstract paint pour bursting with rich shades of deep violet, electric purple, aqua, and icy blue beneath a glossy glass dome. Every swirl and cell is created by hand, making each piece completely one of a kind—because copying is boring and chaos has better style.
Built on a comfortable black double-elastic hairband, it’s perfect for ponytails, messy buns, or surviving whatever plot twist today throws your way. Whether you’re dressing up or embracing your inner chaos gremlin, this wearable piece of art is ready for the ride.
Handmade with attitude. One of a kind… just like the beautiful mess holding it together. Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.
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