Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
🦆 Ducking My Responsibilities | Beaded Mechanical Pencil
🦆 Ducking My Responsibilities | Beaded Mechanical Pencil
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some people tackle their to-do list.
This duck has chosen a different path.
She showed up cute, beaded, slightly judgmental, and fully prepared to waddle around your desk pretending none of those deadlines exist.
Write the grocery list. Take the notes. Do the homework. Plan world domination. Or stare at the page for twenty minutes wondering why you walked into the room in the first place.
She doesn’t care.
She’s just here to look adorable while your life remains a mildly organized shit show.
✨ Beaded mechanical pencil
🦆 Adorable duck-themed design
✏️ Refillable & reusable
🎁 Fun little gift for duck lovers, teachers, students, coworkers & stationery addicts
🤪 Handmade with FDSS personality
FDSS Personality:
She has 17 things to do today and has decided that floating peacefully through the chaos counts as productivity.
Price: $5.95
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