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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Midnight Marble Sip Glass

Midnight Marble Sip Glass

Regular price $24.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.95 USD
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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For when your drink deserves to look more put together than your life.

 

This handmade drinking glass features a chaotic paint-pour blend of blue, black, silver, and white, sealed with epoxy resin for a glossy, one-of-a-kind finish. Classy? Yes. Slightly unhinged? Also yes.

 

Perfect for iced coffee, cocktails, water, or whatever beverage is currently helping you survive the day.

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