Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Mermaid Meltdown Drinking Glass
Mermaid Meltdown Drinking Glass
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This handmade drinking glass is serving blue, green, and turquoise chaos like a mermaid had a full emotional breakdown and somehow made it beautiful.
Paint-poured by hand and sealed with food-safe epoxy resin, this one-of-a-kind glass turns your drink into a whole damn mood. Perfect for iced coffee, cocktails, mocktails, water, or whatever keeps your shit show hydrated.
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