Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
#1 Pilsner Panic Glass
#1 Pilsner Panic Glass
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This handmade pilsner drinking glass is here to make your beverage look like it has its life together, even if you absolutely do not.
Hand-poured and sealed with epoxy resin, this glass brings durable chaos, glossy attitude, and one-of-a-kind FDSS energy to beer, soda, cocktails, or whatever emotional support liquid is on the menu.
Sip fancy. Spiral responsibly.
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