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Desert Marble Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings

Desert Marble Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings

Regular price $18.95 USD
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Desert Marble Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings

 

Somewhere between desert sunset, expensive coffee, and “I absolutely have my shit together” lives the Desert Marble Beaded Hoop Earrings.

 

Swirls of mocha, taupe, cream, gray, and deep espresso give these marbled beads all the gorgeous earthy drama of natural stone — without requiring you to hike through an actual desert to find it.

 

The neutral colors make them dangerously easy to wear. Jeans and a T-shirt? Yep. Work clothes? Absolutely. Date night? Done. Standing in the kitchen wondering why you walked in there in the first place? Still fabulous.

 

Each bead has its own unique marbled pattern, so every handmade pair is slightly different. No mass-produced cookie-cutter bullshit here — just a pair of earrings with enough personality to hold its own without fighting the rest of your outfit.

 

Features

 

  • Handmade
  • Durable stainless steel hoop earrings
  • Marbled acrylic beads
  • Mocha, taupe, cream, gray, and espresso tones
  • Lightweight and comfortable
  • Versatile neutral earth-tone palette
  • Unique marbling makes every pair slightly different
  • Perfect for everyday wear, work, date nights, or dressing up your favorite casual outfit

 

Handcrafted by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — because neutral doesn’t have to mean boring.

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