Deflate Your Excuses | Handmade New England Patriots Inspired Beaded Stylus Pen

Game day isn’t just a day—it’s a lifestyle.

This handcrafted New England Patriots Inspired Beaded Stylus Pen from Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (FDSS) is made for football fans who proudly represent their team all season long. Featuring a football-shaped Patriots-inspired focal bead accented with bold red, white, and blue beads, this one-of-a-kind stylus is the perfect addition to your desk, office, or game-day setup.

Whether you’re tracking fantasy football stats, signing paperwork, writing notes, or scrolling through game updates, this refillable pen also features a soft capacitive stylus tip that glides smoothly across smartphones, tablets, e-readers, and other touchscreen devices.

Every stylus includes ONE complimentary black ink refill, so you’re ready from kickoff through the postseason.

A thoughtful gift for Patriots fans, football lovers, coaches, fantasy football players, sports collectors, or anyone who believes Sundays are reserved for football.

Features

• Handmade one-of-a-kind design
• New England Patriots-inspired football focal bead
• Refillable black ink pen
• Includes 1 complimentary black ink refill
• Soft capacitive touchscreen stylus tip
• Compatible with smartphones, tablets, e-readers, and other touchscreen devices
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday writing
• Great gift for football fans, sports lovers, coaches, and tailgaters
• Handmade with care by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (FDSS)

Because life’s too short for boring pens.™

Handmade with attitude by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show—where functional meets delightfully dysfunctional.