Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Dark Pink Hand Mirror – Pretty, Petty & Ready to Judge You
Dark Pink Hand Mirror – Pretty, Petty & Ready to Judge You
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Meet your new favorite accountability partner…
the mirror that will absolutely call you out but still hype you up after.
This dark pink hand mirror is giving:
- “I look amazing” energy
- with a side of “but did you really make that life choice?”
Handheld, lightweight, and just the right amount of dramatic, this little chaos tool is perfect for:
- Quick touch-ups
- Full-on main character moments
- Or staring at yourself while questioning everything (we’ve all been there)
And since it’s FDSS…
you already know:
👉 No mass production
👉 No boring copies
👉 Once it’s gone… it’s gone
So yeah… this isn’t just a mirror.
It’s a personality with reflective capabilities.
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