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Cosmic Chaos Resin Bowl (Purple + Teal Drip Rim Edition)

Cosmic Chaos Resin Bowl (Purple + Teal Drip Rim Edition)

Regular price $33.00 USD
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This bowl did not wake up and choose peace.

 

Hand-poured resin chaos in deep purples, moody teals, and “how did that happen?” swirls, finished with a jagged drip rim that looks sharp enough to have opinions. The inside hits with a glossy, dark red glow that makes whatever you put in it feel slightly dramatic — as it should.

 

Perfect for:

• Trinkets

• Jewelry

• Crystals

• Ash

• Screws, secrets, or emotional baggage

 

Every angle looks different because this is a one-of-one piece. No molds, no copies, no second chances. What you see is exactly what you get — and once it’s gone, it’s gone.

 

⚠️ FDSS Disclaimer:

Decorative + functional. Handcrafted chaos means minor imperfections are part of the vibe, not flaws.

 

Functional. Dysfunctional. Absolutely a shit show.

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