Official Chaos Cork — FDSS Edition

Handmade chaos, now sealing your bad decisions.

The Official Chaos Cork — FDSS Edition isn’t just a wine stopper… it’s a whole personality. Featuring the FDSS logo, this piece turns your “I’ll save this for later” into something way more on brand.

Perfect for half-finished bottles, last-minute guests, or nights that started classy and ended… not.

Each one is handmade, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like your life choices.

Use it. Gift it. Judge your wine with it.

Details:

• Handmade & one-of-a-kind

• Features FDSS logo design

• Fits standard wine bottles

• Functional + chaotic (our favorite combo)

⚠️ Warning: May encourage “just one more glass.”