Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Coffee First, Chapters Second | Handmade Turquoise & Copper Shepherd Hook Bookmark

Name: Coffee First, Chapters Second | Handmade Turquoise & Copper Shepherd Hook Bookmark
Brand: Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Price: 18.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Every great reading session starts with two things…

A good book and an even better cup of coffee.

Inspired by cozy mornings, favorite cafés, and the comforting ritual of getting lost in a great story, this handmade shepherd hook bookmark pairs shimmering turquoise beads with rich copper-brown accents for a warm, inviting look. It feels like the perfect blend of a peaceful morning sky and your favorite fresh-brewed coffee.

Whether you’re curled up under a blanket, sitting on the porch, or stealing a few quiet moments before the world wakes up, this bookmark is ready to save your place until it’s time for “just one more chapter.”

Because coffee fuels the body…

Books fuel the soul.

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