This rose looks like love, but it smells like you’ve already emotionally checked out. A creamy coconut scent wrapped in a pretty little lie of floral romance — because nothing says I tried like a candle doing the work for you.
Hand-poured and sculpted to perfection (or close enough), this coconut rose is for people who want their space to smell soft, sweet, and vaguely dangerous. Light it during a breakdown, a bad date recovery, or just to prove you have “aesthetic taste.”
She won’t fix your life, your relationship, or your poor decisions — but she will make the room smell incredible while everything falls apart.
Details:
• Coconut scent with subtle floral betrayal
• Rose-shaped because irony
• Burns clean or just sits there looking better than you
• Each candle is slightly flawed. On purpose.
FDSS certified: Pretty on the outside. Questionable on the inside.
