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Coconut LOVE Wax Melt (Tropical Feelings, Zero Commitment) 🥥❤️

Coconut LOVE Wax Melt (Tropical Feelings, Zero Commitment) 🥥❤️

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It says LOVE, but make it beachy, emotionally distant, and lightly unhinged.

This heart-shaped wax melt is drowning in coconut goodness — creamy, smooth, and giving strong “I deserve peace but also chaos” energy. It smells like a tropical vacation you didn’t plan, didn’t budget for, but absolutely needed.

Melts down beautifully and fills your space with warm coconut vibes that say self-care, island fantasy, and ignore your responsibilities all at once.

Why it belongs in your wax rotation:

 

  • Coconut-scented wax melt with big LOVE energy 🥥
  • Hand-poured because mass production is boring
  • Perfect for wax warmers, mood setting, or emotional avoidance
  • Valentine’s Day approved, but zero romance required

 

FDSS Disclaimer:

Does not fix heartbreak. May cause sudden urges to quit your job and move somewhere with palm trees.

Snap it. Melt it. Pretend you’re okay.

Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show. 🖤🔥

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