Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Coconut LOVE Wax Melt (Tropical Feelings, Zero Commitment) 🥥❤️
Coconut LOVE Wax Melt (Tropical Feelings, Zero Commitment) 🥥❤️
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
It says LOVE, but make it beachy, emotionally distant, and lightly unhinged.
This heart-shaped wax melt is drowning in coconut goodness — creamy, smooth, and giving strong “I deserve peace but also chaos” energy. It smells like a tropical vacation you didn’t plan, didn’t budget for, but absolutely needed.
Melts down beautifully and fills your space with warm coconut vibes that say self-care, island fantasy, and ignore your responsibilities all at once.
Why it belongs in your wax rotation:
- Coconut-scented wax melt with big LOVE energy 🥥
- Hand-poured because mass production is boring
- Perfect for wax warmers, mood setting, or emotional avoidance
- Valentine’s Day approved, but zero romance required
FDSS Disclaimer:
Does not fix heartbreak. May cause sudden urges to quit your job and move somewhere with palm trees.
Snap it. Melt it. Pretend you’re okay.
Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show. 🖤🔥
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