Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Chaos Bloomed… So I Accessorized Leather Bracelet
Chaos Bloomed… So I Accessorized Leather Bracelet
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some people water flowers. You apparently water chaos… and honestly, it looks fantastic.
This handcrafted leather bracelet features a rich burgundy leather band paired with an antique bronze bezel showcasing a vibrant abstract paint-pour cabochon bursting with emerald green, sunny yellow, deep navy, shimmering gold accents, and a bold pop of crimson. It’s colorful, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Every cabochon is individually handcrafted, making each bracelet a true one-of-a-kind wearable work of art. No copies. No duplicates. Just beautifully dysfunctional originality.
Features:
- Genuine burgundy leather band
- Handmade abstract paint-pour cabochon
- Antique bronze bezel setting
- Adjustable snap closure for a secure, comfortable fit
- Lightweight enough for everyday wear
- One-of-a-kind FDSS original
Warning: May inspire confidence, questionable decisions, and complete strangers asking where you got it.
Handmade with attitude. Because normal is overrated. – FDSS
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