Sugar Rush & Bad Decisions | Candy Beaded Pencil

She walked into the office with a to-do list, three unfinished projects, and absolutely no intention of behaving.

Meet Sugar Rush & Bad Decisions — the beaded pencil that looks sweet and innocent until you realize she’s basically powered by candy, caffeine, and questionable life choices.

Colorful candy-inspired beads give this pencil a playful personality that makes boring notes, homework, grocery lists, and those “I swear I’m getting organized this time” plans a whole lot more fun.

Perfect for teachers, students, coworkers, candy lovers, or anyone whose desk could use a little extra chaos.

Because adulthood is hard.

You deserve a pencil that looks like snacks. 🍭✏️

Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where even your office supplies have a backstory.