Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Sugar Rush & Bad Decisions | Candy Beaded Pencil
Sugar Rush & Bad Decisions | Candy Beaded Pencil
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She walked into the office with a to-do list, three unfinished projects, and absolutely no intention of behaving.
Meet Sugar Rush & Bad Decisions — the beaded pencil that looks sweet and innocent until you realize she’s basically powered by candy, caffeine, and questionable life choices.
Colorful candy-inspired beads give this pencil a playful personality that makes boring notes, homework, grocery lists, and those “I swear I’m getting organized this time” plans a whole lot more fun.
Perfect for teachers, students, coworkers, candy lovers, or anyone whose desk could use a little extra chaos.
Because adulthood is hard.
You deserve a pencil that looks like snacks. 🍭✏️
Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where even your office supplies have a backstory.
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