Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Calm, Collected, & Slightly Dangerous” Beaded Cord Necklace | 32” | Donut Pendant
“Calm, Collected, & Slightly Dangerous” Beaded Cord Necklace | 32” | Donut Pendant
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Shipping (no mystery here)
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🖤 DESCRIPTION
This one doesn’t scream.
It doesn’t need to.
Deep red cord. Clean bead stack. Purple, pearl, and red accents sitting there like they’ve got their life together… and honestly? They kinda do.
And then there’s that donut pendant—soft purple with a warm glow—just enough attitude to remind you this piece is not as innocent as it looks.
Finished with a toggle clasp because we’re classy… but still a little chaotic.
🧠 PERSONALITY
😌 calm on the outside
🧠 overanalyzes everything
💅 quietly judging your life choices
🔥 low-key dangerous when pushed
📿 DETAILS
- Approx. 32” red cord necklace
- Toggle clasp closure
- Purple, red & pearl-style beads
- Decorative metal accent
- Donut-shaped pendant with purple + copper tones
- Lightweight & one-of-a-kind
- Handmade (obviously unwell)
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- People who don’t need attention… but get it anyway
- “I’m fine” but in a controlled, calculated way
- Minimalists with personality issues
- Anyone who prefers subtle chaos
It’s giving calm, collected…
but absolutely capable of ruining your day if necessary. 😌💀
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