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Caffeinated & Unbothered | Brown Beaded Pen

Caffeinated & Unbothered | Brown Beaded Pen

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Some pens are organized, color-coded, and have their entire lives together.

This one has coffee.

Caffeinated & Unbothered is the brown beaded pen for the person running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and the confidence to pretend everything is completely under control.

With its warm brown tones and handmade beaded design, it brings cozy coffee-shop energy to grocery lists, work notes, journaling, and those random thoughts you absolutely swear you’ll remember later.

Personality: Calm on the outside. Three coffees deep on the inside.
🤎 Vibe: Warm, earthy, cozy & slightly over-caffeinated
✍️ Perfect For: Everyday writing, desk accessories, teachers, coworkers & coffee lovers
🎁 Gift It To: The person who considers coffee a personality trait

Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where even your pen gets a backstory.

Price: $5.95

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