Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Caffeinated & Unbothered | Brown Beaded Pen
Caffeinated & Unbothered | Brown Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
Couldn't load pickup availability
Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Some pens are organized, color-coded, and have their entire lives together.
This one has coffee.
Caffeinated & Unbothered is the brown beaded pen for the person running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and the confidence to pretend everything is completely under control.
With its warm brown tones and handmade beaded design, it brings cozy coffee-shop energy to grocery lists, work notes, journaling, and those random thoughts you absolutely swear you’ll remember later.
☕ Personality: Calm on the outside. Three coffees deep on the inside.
🤎 Vibe: Warm, earthy, cozy & slightly over-caffeinated
✍️ Perfect For: Everyday writing, desk accessories, teachers, coworkers & coffee lovers
🎁 Gift It To: The person who considers coffee a personality trait
Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where even your pen gets a backstory.
Price: $5.95
Share
