Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Blue Skies & Zero Fucks | Blue & White Beaded Pen
Blue Skies & Zero Fucks | Blue & White Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She looks calm. She looks collected. She looks like she absolutely has her shit together.
She does not.
Blue Skies & Zero Fucks is the pen for making lists you’ll probably ignore, writing down appointments you’ll forget to check, and taking notes during conversations while your brain is already three topics ahead.
With a crisp mix of blue and white beads, she brings peaceful blue-sky energy to whatever beautiful disaster is happening around you.
Perfect for your desk, planner, purse, office, or anywhere else you occasionally pretend to be organized.
✨ Blue & white beaded design
🖊️ Functional ink pen
💙 Comfortable for everyday writing
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or your favorite hot mess
🔥 Handmade with FDSS personality
Because sometimes you can’t control the shit show—but you can have a cute pen while you document it.
FDSS — Finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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