Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Blue & Purple Mood Swing Vase
Blue & Purple Mood Swing Vase
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This vase did not come here to be calm.
It came here to spiral beautifully.
Swirling in blue and purple like a full-blown mood swing, this handmade glass vase is what happens when “inner peace” is canceled and chaos takes over. Sealed with epoxy resin so it can keep its shit together better than most of us, it’s built to last—even if your sanity isn’t.
Use it for flowers, or don’t.
It’ll still sit there looking like it’s judging your life choices.
Each piece is one-of-a-kind, just like your questionable decisions.
Hand wash only.
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