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“Holy Chaos Blue Cross Beaded Hair Comb – Faith, Flair & a Little Bit of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ Energy”

“Holy Chaos Blue Cross Beaded Hair Comb – Faith, Flair & a Little Bit of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ Energy”

Regular price $11.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Some people accessorize for style.

Others accessorize for protection.

 

This blue cross beaded hair comb is giving:

 

  • “I’m blessed… but I will still ruin your day if necessary.”
  • Equal parts calm, chaos, and don’t-test-me energy.

 

Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and dripping in personality—this isn’t just a hair comb.

It’s a statement piece with boundaries.

 

Slide it into your hair and suddenly:

✨ You look put together

✨ You feel powerful

✨ And people respect your space without knowing why

 

Whether you’re heading to work, church, or just trying to survive the day without losing it—this comb shows up for you.

 

No mass production. No duplicates. No boring energy.  

  • Handmade beaded design (aka chaos crafted with intention)
  • Blue cross focal bead (faith meets attitude)
  • Durable hair comb base
  • Lightweight but loud personality
  • One-of-a-kind piece (once it’s gone, it’s gone)
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