Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Blue Beaded Pencil | Pretending to Have My Shit Together
Blue Beaded Pencil | Pretending to Have My Shit Together
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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She bought a planner.
She made a color-coded list.
For approximately eleven minutes, she genuinely believed this was the beginning of her organized era.
Then she lost the list.
The Blue Beaded Pencil is for those of us who enjoy looking prepared even when the situation behind the scenes is held together by caffeine, questionable decisions, and sheer determination.
Decorated with bold blue beads, this pencil adds a little personality to schoolwork, office notes, journaling, doodling, grocery lists, and all the other things you write down so you can forget to look at them later.
💙 Bold blue beaded design
✏️ Functional pencil with FDSS personality
📚 Great for school, work, journaling, lists & everyday use
🎁 Fun little gift for teachers, coworkers, students, or your favorite beautifully disorganized human
🖐️ Handmade with personality by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Because having your shit together is optional.
Looking like you do? That we can help with.
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