Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Bless Your Heart” Purple Hair Comb – Southern Sass Meets Untamed Chaos
“Bless Your Heart” Purple Hair Comb – Southern Sass Meets Untamed Chaos
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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💀 Description:
Oh look… a normal hair comb…
JUST KIDDING.
This is the comb that fixes your hair and silently judges everyone within a 10-foot radius.
Featuring a bold purple base and a bead that basically says
“I’m being polite… but don’t push it.”
Perfect for:
- Detangling your hair
- Detangling your attitude
- Delivering passive-aggressive southern energy without saying a damn word
Every stroke through your hair = one step closer to looking put together while internally screaming.
Warning:
May cause sudden personality upgrades and uncontrollable eye-roll energy.
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