Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Plotting Something | Black & Green Beaded Pen
Plotting Something | Black & Green Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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She’s black. She’s green. And she definitely knows something you don’t.
Plotting Something is the pen sitting quietly on your desk while mentally collecting receipts, planning her next move, and pretending she wasn’t involved in whatever chaos just happened.
The bold black and green beads give this handmade pen a dark, slightly mischievous personality that’s perfect for journaling, work notes, grocery lists, doodles, or writing down the brilliant idea that showed up at 2:14 AM and refused to leave.
🖤 Handmade beaded design
💚 Bold black & green color combination
✍️ Functional, reusable writing pen
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, journal lovers, or your favorite chaos coordinator
✨ Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Her personality: Quietly observing. Mildly suspicious. Definitely plotting something.
Because around here, even the pens have a backstory.
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