Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Black Cord Potion Necklace | 26”Handmade Glass Vial Necklace | Glitter Charm Pendant | Minimal Chaos Jewelry
Black Cord Potion Necklace | 26”Handmade Glass Vial Necklace | Glitter Charm Pendant | Minimal Chaos Jewelry
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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🖤 DESCRIPTION
Simple. Dark. Slightly unhinged. ✨
This black cord necklace keeps it minimal… until you notice the tiny glass vial hanging from it—filled with a mix of glitter that looks like bottled chaos, bad decisions, and a little bit of ✨main character energy✨.
At 26 inches, it sits perfectly for everyday wear, whether you’re layering it or letting it speak for itself. Finished with a secure clasp, because even reckless energy needs to stay attached.
It’s subtle.
It’s suspicious.
It’s definitely not just glitter. 😌
🧪 PERSONALITY
🖤 quiet but plotting
✨ looks harmless (it’s not)
⚠️ keeps secrets… probably yours
📿 DETAILS
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Approx. 20” black cord
- Mini glass vial pendant with glitter mix
- Lightweight & easy to wear
- Secure clasp closure
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- Minimalists with a dark side
- Layering jewelry lovers
- People who say “I’m fine” and absolutely aren’t
Looks simple…
but it knows things. 🖤✨
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