Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Hold My Blunt, I Got This 420 Solution
Hold My Blunt, I Got This 420 Solution
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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This clip has the confidence of someone who absolutely should not be trusted… and yet somehow always pulls it off.
Handmade with chaotic energy and just enough structure to keep your blunt, joint, or leafy life choices secure while you do literally anything else. No more juggling, no more burning your fingers—just clip it, pass it, and pretend you’ve got your life together.
It’s bold. It’s functional. It definitely thinks it’s the main character.
Perfect for anyone who says “I got this” right before things go sideways.
Handmade. One-of-a-kind. Mildly irresponsible.
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