Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Chaos Coordinator | Handmade Beaded Pen
Chaos Coordinator | Handmade Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some people have planners. Some people have their shit together.
And then there’s the Chaos Coordinator. 😂
This handmade beaded pen is for the person keeping track of appointments, grocery lists, brilliant ideas, random reminders, and the 47 things they swore they weren’t going to forget this time.
Cute enough to steal your attention. Functional enough to actually get some shit done. And handmade with enough personality that nobody’s mistaking it for the boring office-supply pen.
Perfect for work, school, journaling, list-making, gifting, or documenting the daily shit show one scribble at a time.
✨ Handmade beaded design
🖊️ Functional everyday writing pen
🎁 Great little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or your favorite hot mess
💥 One-of-a-kind FDSS personality
Because organized chaos is still organized.
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