Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Emotionally Attached Beaded Hair Comb – Cute, Functional, Slightly Unhinged Energy”
“Emotionally Attached Beaded Hair Comb – Cute, Functional, Slightly Unhinged Energy”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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So you thought this was just a hair comb?
Adorable.
This is a beaded hair comb with personality problems—the kind that holds your hair together while your life absolutely does not.
Each bead sits there like it has opinions…
Judging your decisions. Supporting your chaos. Probably both.
Perfect for:
- Looking put together in public
- Mentally spiraling in private
- Pretending you have your shit together (you don’t, but the comb helps)
Lightweight, easy to wear, and just dramatic enough to make it feel like you’re the main character in a scene no one else knows is happening.
Slide it in your hair and suddenly:
You’re not just going out…
You’re making an entrance.
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