Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Pop the Top & Mind Your Business — Beaded Bottle Opener
Pop the Top & Mind Your Business — Beaded Bottle Opener
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This beaded bottle opener is here to do one job: crack open your drink and look ridiculously cute doing it.
Handmade with a unique beaded design, it adds a little personality to your bar cart, kitchen drawer, party setup, or “I definitely only had one” situation. Functional, fun, and way less boring than that sad plain opener hiding in the junk drawer.
Perfect for gifts, home bars, cookouts, hostess gifts, or anyone who likes their bottle opener with a little extra chaos.
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