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Beach, Please… My Earrings Have Better Vacations Than You | Handmade Ocean Swirl Stud Earrings
Beach, Please… My Earrings Have Better Vacations Than You | Handmade Ocean Swirl Stud Earrings
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Some people find peace by sitting on the beach. Others wear it.
These one-of-a-kind handmade stud earrings feature flowing shades of turquoise, seafoam green, champagne gold, and creamy ivory beneath a smooth glass dome, creating a tiny abstract ocean scene in every pair. Set in a sleek silver-tone bezel, they’re lightweight enough for everyday wear while making just enough of a statement to spark conversations.
No two pairs are ever exactly alike, because chaos refuses to be mass-produced.
✨ Features:
- Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
- Glass dome over original abstract artwork
- Silver-tone bezel setting
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Perfect for everyday wear or gifting
- Every pair is uniquely different
FDSS Reminder: Life’s a wave… stop fighting it and enjoy the ride.
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