Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Chaos Coordinator 420 Clip – Survival Mode Edition
Chaos Coordinator 420 Clip – Survival Mode Edition
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Running a household? Managing schedules, emotions, snacks, and absolute chaos like a full-time CEO with no paycheck?
Yeah… this is for you.
The Chaos Coordinator 420 Clip – Survival Mode Edition is your tiny, judgment-free sidekick for those “I deserve 5 minutes of peace” moments. No shame, no explanation—just vibes.
Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and built to survive the daily circus, this clip is perfect for anyone balancing real-life responsibilities with a slightly unhinged sense of humor.
Because sometimes self-care looks less like yoga… and more like not losing your mind before dinner.
Details:
- Handmade resin design (no two are the same)
- Lightweight + easy to use
- Functional + funny = peak FDSS energy
- One-of-a-kind piece (once it’s gone, it’s gone)
Disclaimer (FDSS style but safe):
For legal reasons… this is obviously for “herbs.”
For real-life reasons… we’re not asking questions.
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