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#8G “Strawberry Static Potion Bottle Necklace – Sweet, Cute, Slightly Unstable”
#8G “Strawberry Static Potion Bottle Necklace – Sweet, Cute, Slightly Unstable”
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This one looks like it says “I’m harmless”…
…and then immediately proves that’s a lie.
Soft pink with a static-like shimmer, this handmade potion bottle pendant gives off cute, bubbly energy with just enough chaos underneath to keep things interesting. It’s sweet—but not too sweet. There’s definitely a little unhinged in there.
✨ Lightweight & wearable
✨ Glass potion bottle with cork top
✨ Pink shimmer with a static/glitch effect
✨ Comes on a chain and ready to cause mild emotional confusion
Perfect for:
– The “I’m fine” but absolutely not fine crowd
– People who look cute but make questionable decisions
– Sweet personalities with chaotic side quests
– Anyone who thrives in soft chaos energy
Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and just unstable enough to be interesting.
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