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#8G “Strawberry Static Potion Bottle Necklace – Sweet, Cute, Slightly Unstable”

#8G “Strawberry Static Potion Bottle Necklace – Sweet, Cute, Slightly Unstable”

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This one looks like it says “I’m harmless”…

 

…and then immediately proves that’s a lie.

 

Soft pink with a static-like shimmer, this handmade potion bottle pendant gives off cute, bubbly energy with just enough chaos underneath to keep things interesting. It’s sweet—but not too sweet. There’s definitely a little unhinged in there.

 

✨ Lightweight & wearable

✨ Glass potion bottle with cork top

✨ Pink shimmer with a static/glitch effect

✨ Comes on a chain and ready to cause mild emotional confusion

 

Perfect for:

– The “I’m fine” but absolutely not fine crowd

– People who look cute but make questionable decisions

– Sweet personalities with chaotic side quests

– Anyone who thrives in soft chaos energy

 

Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and just unstable enough to be interesting.

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