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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#5 Midnight Breakdown Hair Comb

#5 Midnight Breakdown Hair Comb

Regular price $13.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $13.95 USD
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$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Dark. Dramatic. Slightly concerning.
Black glitter chaos with red flashes like bad decisions at 2am.
If your personality is “don’t text them”… this is your comb.

  • Each set is one-of-a-kind—what you see is exactly what you get.
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