Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Clover Conspiracy Clip | Lucky Chaos Shamrock Roach Clip | Handmade FDSS Finger Saver
The Clover Conspiracy Clip | Lucky Chaos Shamrock Roach Clip | Handmade FDSS Finger Saver
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Think it’s just a cute little clover?
Yeah… that’s what it wants you to believe.
This tiny green gremlin is out here pulling strings, holding your situation together, and absolutely judging your life choices while doing it. Equal parts lucky charm and bad decision enabler — exactly the kind of energy we support around here.
Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and built to keep your fingers out of the danger zone while you spiral responsibly.
🍀 Shamrock chaos energy
🍀 Lightweight but sturdy grip
🍀 Functional, dysfunctional, and slightly suspicious
🍀 No two are exactly alike
Handmade chaos starts here. Don’t overthink it — the clip already has.
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