Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Burnt Out Butterfly Clip
Burnt Out Butterfly Clip
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the emotionally exhausted chaos goblin who still somehow keeps the session alive.
This handmade FDSS roach clip brings just enough attitude to hold things together while your life absolutely does not. Lightweight, reusable, and built for those “I’m fine” moments that clearly require snacks and questionable decisions.
Perfect for:
- Smoke sessions
- Desk goblin decor
- Gift giving for your favorite functional disaster
- Looking emotionally unstable but organized
Handmade chaos starts here.
Because burnt fingers are temporary… but style issues are forever.
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