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#4 Midnight Tide Rectangle Earrings – FDSS Ocean Swirl Dangles
#4 Midnight Tide Rectangle Earrings – FDSS Ocean Swirl Dangles
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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These handmade rectangle earrings look like tiny stormy oceans trapped inside silver frames… which honestly feels emotionally accurate for most of us. Featuring swirling shades of deep blue, teal, and smoky white, these lightweight dangles bring moody mermaid energy with just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
Perfect for beach witches, artsy weirdos, and anyone who stares dramatically out car windows pretending they’re in a music video.
✨ Handmade resin-style art design
✨ Blue ocean swirl effect
✨ Lightweight rectangle dangles
✨ Silver-toned hardware
✨ Every pair is uniquely chaotic
Because calm seas never made iconic jewelry.
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